Monday, August 17, 2009

Transfer News...

We've got a glimpse of the immense potential of transfer targets Muru and Safar on friday night...the question is...can we lure them to R.H.F.C?

Already, we have had our midfield master Chai Mingjie leaving the club due to age restrictions as well as our dynamo in defence Tito being transferred to PGPFC. If that wasn't enough, further damage to the integrity of the squad in the form of an extended overseas stint for Adit Barbel and Mario and a temporary loan for our very own dumbbell-on-legs Azfar has shaken the foundations of our club.

How are we going to tide through this choppy times??

Must the club call on its most dependable performer, Thaddeus, in this dire straits??

Here is a breakdown of the transfer season...

OUT

(Retirement)

Baike - graduated from club academy. only one with job.
Peter - sunbathing somewhere else.
Ian - retires from soccer. reason being guys in RH not muscular enough, prefers RVR.

(Age restrictions)

Chai Mingjie - Too old. Considering retirement and a new hairdo.
Tito - Just not good enough.

(Overseas loan stint)

Adit - Wasting his life away.
Mario - Being an antisocial somewhere else.

(Local loan stint)

Azfar - loaned to Kuok for one semester. Hopefully returns with 'Zheng-er' body.

(Injuries)

Gant - we all know injury is just an excuse.

IN

Ragiv - on free transfer from KR. However, incessantly bugged by poachers from floorball.

PENDING

Safar - Currently plays for science. Cameos in Lion King.
Muru - currently plays for science; residing at RVR. Known as "Beast' due to uncanny likeness to certain X-men character.

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