Our star defensive midfielder Mario the Maestro has handed in a transfer request over to an European club. For a whopping 6 million Euros and some cheeseburgers, he will be moving over for a 6 month stint this coming month.
In lieu of his tremendous contributions to Raffles Hardcourt United, we are organising a testimonial match for him at the Kallang Cage. Due to his immense popularity, we are expecting a sell-out crowd of about..err...15, of which there will be other star names like Jack the Twister, Wuyao the Ah Tiong and Ram...hmm..the Sports Sec.
In addition to this spectacular motley of stars, we expect a showing of 3 new additions to our team aka as the Lion King Gang aka as the INDIANS.....
Rajev, Muru and Safa --- names out of a Lion King episode --- will be making appearances at this event where the crowd will be given the opportunity to marvel at their silky skills and their ability to disappear into the darkness by not smiling..
In order not to miss out, book your tickets...NOW. Call Jack or Thaddeus for more information. Tickets limited to first 15 only.
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is Tito the Terror coming?
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