Has anyone seen Jack Goh JieKe recently?If you haven't and want to catch a glimpse of him, just follow the trail of vomit along the way.
As it turns out, due to his present flat stomach, Jack has developed a taste for all things gay....as can be seen in the recent many-buttoned, horizontal-striped shirt that he wore to Clementi.
Is this the advent of a N.U.M Jack?? In fact, he has seemed to changed his nerdy looking specs for a more contemporary pair....
Numerous theories have sprung up to explain this bout of gayness...
1) Winning Mr Raffles have got to his head....
2) He thinks his stomach is actually flat....
3) Yes, you're culture sec but it doesn't mean you have to be GAY...
4) It's his final year...so he's finally decided to reveal his true colours....
Whatever the reason is......the truth is out there.
come to think of it...you do have a point
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