STAIR TRAINING SCARE? POOF.

Lloyd has issued the soccer team a challenge....some dumbass stair training for the track team and he wants us to be there.

I'm not one to back away from a challenge....=) Watch out Track Team....heh.

It's this coming Friday and will be held near NUH......very apt I think....for you losers out there.


So if u free, and u want to eat my dust.....come join me this friday and u can enjoy my back view.

RH 2-3 Some Pasir Panjang Club (20/9)

SRC - Raffles Hall had its first soccer friendly of the year in a spectacular matchup with the opponents of Some Pasir Panjang Club.

Although the turnout was poor, the spirits were high as RH raced to open the scoring floodgates with a superb goal by somebody whose name I've forgotten.

The opponents, not to be outdone, came back 3 goals by half time. However, 2 of the goals were highly disputable due to the lack of a linesman. Yet, the 1st goal was a class act, with their speedy winger cutting in from the right leaving Jack for dead before unleashing a defence splitting pass between Lloyd and someone for their striker to finish off.

Because of their ineptness --- both Jack and Thaddeus were sidelined for the 2nd half.

To curb their attacking madness, RH decided to unleash their secret weapon --- Shaun Goh --- who was kept under wraps for 4 years. Using his stored up power since his freshman year, Shaun took the ball and turned their defence inside out....and outside in for good measure. His defensive duties were also carried out in an exemplary fashion.

RH fought back hard and were dominating the match towards the end due to the opponent's fatigue and probably, awesome awe of RH's power. We came close to leveling the score by making it 3-2 but just as we were about the score the 3rd goal, the whistle blew.

Yet, the passing was good, the attack was good, the defence was hard. It was truly an enjoyable match... Special mention to our 2 newcomers Yang and Quan....the more than 1/2 of Yang ZhouQuan who played a spectacular 1st match for RH.

Watch out.......RH is on track for the IH Gold. =)

Gay Buddies

In my four years in Raffles Hall, I've seen many "gay" buddies, and have been in one such relationship too. Can you guys think of more pairs?

1. Xu Yang and Yang Wen Hao
2. Tito and Adit
3. Jerome and Jonathan
4. Jack and Guochuan
5. Jerold and Jiashen
6. Ian Loo and the other Dragon Boater

If they were Premiership players

Thaddeus Kan is Cesc Fabregas. Young captain. Wonderkid 3 years ago, but never really improved. Wanted to leave for club in orange (Barca and Sheares). Not good enough for the national (NUS) team.

Previous captain was Jieke a.k.a William Gallas. Reliable defender and a captain who talks talks talks. If the trend continued, Arsenal next captain is Bendtner. Like Wu Yao, he dribbles well but must improve his finishing. Lloyd is Eboue for obvious reasons.

Azfar is Skrtel. Ming Jie tried, but he's too kewl to be Kewell. David is Dirk Energizer Kuyt.

Liu Qi and Liu Siyan are products of the academy. Like Jay Spearing and Stephen Darby of Liverpool, no one has heard about them (like you!). Probably will never make it in their respective places.

TK is David James. Old. Damn old. Still the one of the best keepers around, confidence player tho. Weird dressing sense. Until being replaced by Kai Xiang a.k.a Ben Foster.

Mario is the Jamaican(?) Mancs' new striker. He came, he saw, he went on loan somewhere we don't know.

Sri Ram is Robbie Fowler. Other aliases include 'God'. Great finishers but needs to work on their bellies.

Gant is Eduardo. Long-term injury, but not sure if it's only a simulation. Got his banned overturned.

I'm Andy Gray. Old time great, but only comments nowadays. And I have too much time.

And as a team RH is Republic of Ireland. Green is one thing. We and the Irish would have qualified if not for Keanes' (our Keane and Robbie Keane) misses.

How Well Do We Know The Team?

ahh, lately damn busy so few blog posts.....But just a short questionnaire to see...

HOW WELL YOU KNOW UR TEAM!!

So a short set of 10 questions....

1) Are there more Singaporeans or Foreigners in our team?

2) Who had the nickname "Berbatov'?

3) Who has white hair in an unusual place?

4) Name 3 Liverpool fans.

5) How many people smokes in our team and who are they?

6) Who missed an open goal in IHG 08/09 that led RH to miss qualifying for semis?

7) What is the REAL identity of Hamburglar?

8) What is the surname of our captain, Wu Yao?

9) If you are on the field, and you get tackled by someone --- who has the greatest probability of breaking your legs? =)

10) Name a Left-legger in IHG 08/09.

intermezzo

was boh liao and youtubing Liverpool clips, and how about we sing this song during games..

to the tune of



OOOoooooh.. we've got the best defence in the world..
we've got azfar jieke goh
kai xi-ang yeo
but we still conceded six goooooooooo-als

oooh.. we've got the best attack in the world...
we've got david yangzhouquan..
wu yao and keano
but no one is scoring our gooooooo-aal

***

btw, the Liverpool song changes to..

we've got no more Sissoko
Lucas he's so-so
Gerrard and Mascherano-ooooo

Quizzzzz

Quite tough this one.

Awww...don't feel left out.

Haha, I would like to make a formal apology to all those whose names haven't had the opportunity as yet to be mangled, wrecked and twisted by the sadistic blog writers.

Like Sri Ram...I would like to do a quiz about him...but....I can't for the entire world find a pic that rhymes with 'SRI' so too bad. I did give it a minute of thought though....

In fact, I was hardworking and obviously free enough to do a google image search on 'sri'...and came up with 2 pics...








One of which belongs to Sri Aurobindo Ramana and the other to a 008 Vauxhall "Corsa" Sri.
So you see...it is not for lack of trying. It helps if you have easier, more ubiquitous names like Jack or Tito. A dime a dozen of those around...too many if you ask me.

Anyway, I sincerely hope to see others contribute to this wonderful piece of work going on here at this blog. People like Shaun and Ram and what-have-you....

If you would like to be part of this magical experience of blog posting, please contact Jack Goh Jieke for more details.

the best quiz yet..

Guess Who. Ex Soccer Member.

If u can guess...I give u Tito's Beer.... =)
Who can find the hidden msg, i give u coke. It's like an easter egg u know...haha.
Deadline Saturday. Heh...

[give away] which one of us

Give away one

winner will get a beer on me when we watch footie in the weekend

Guess who?

Tits

Oreo

[QUIZ] which one of us...

+

are the three above combined?

Mysterious Rendezvous

Realising that he will no longer get privacy in his own single room, Tkan invites *someone into his room for the last time

who's who #2

Part 5

Triple H

Some pornstar

Voronator the Liverpool saviour

Don't think that I watch too much porn ah. I got it from man united forum.

Who is Who!

As I was listening to Journey, it suddenly dawned on me that their frontman, Steve Perry, didn't quit!! No...He just left for the greener pastures of Barcelona!

Try and see if you can differentiate Steve Perry from Messi...

FACT

Feel the love

Guess who's stealing your hamburgers?

When I first saw Tito, I knew he looked familiar....but where?

Googling Mcdonalds last night...I finally found the answer!!

Tito IS the Hamburglar!! Why didnt that dawn on me earlier?