Thursday, November 12, 2009

Golden Balls.


If the ball wasn't there....

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Monday, November 9, 2009

check this out!

never thought girls could be so violent...thaddeus..get someone like that for your girls team...HAHAHA

crazy ass female soccer player from US

RH's BEST BLOG.

The verdict is out and it is unanimous.

Rotten Tomatoes have voted the Soccer Blog as RH's best and only blog!!

88 entries and still going strong...

Some comments:

"A really hilarious blog.... I can speak 19 languages" - Master Seah

"Wot isht theese? Vairy gooood....I wanner contriibude." - Lloyd

"Better than my claypot. More special than my Daniel special, and he already bery special lor." - Uncle Vincent



So what are you waiting for? Be a regular contributor today!! Contact Jack Goh Jieke for details.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

New Gay Buddies Pairing


Final Years 4-3 Rest of the World (aka Non Final Years)

In what was a thrilling match between the fantastic Final Years and the roving Rest of the World, the Final Years emerged victors with a nail-biting scoreline of 4-3.

Following the usual testimonial match pleasantries --- that of unpreparedness and an unusual high scoring game --- 'Testimonial for Thiang' turned out to be an exciting affair. With the final years starting with a depleted team, made all the more depleted with Gant as a stand-in keeper, we managed to start the scoring through a series of moves starting with the very dubious handball by ROTW's Khairul...and was finished off subtely by Final Year's non final year, Ngoi Cin Heng.

However, the first 5min of the match turned out to be a very scrappy affair....with multiples errors and crappy passing, compounded by former-past-his-prime-RH-captain Jack. Yet, even so, his ex-roomie Thiang managed to squeeze in another goal just after the first. 2-0 up!

The ROTW, refusing to back down, took advantage of a horrible decision by makeshift keeper Gant who in his hesitation to clear the ball, ended up whacking his own teammate Azfar, thus gifting the ball for the opponents to pop it through an empty net. In his defense however, he was injured and wearing white, which would cause him to look very muddy if he actually did any work. 2-1!!

Towards the end of the first half, Shaun Goh dazzled his way down the right (able to do so only because of a extremely competent rightback who was covering him...ME) and slotted in another goal through PRC keeper Liu Siyan who could only watch haplessly as the ball kissed the back of the net. 3-1 and no looking back!!

BEEP!!! HALFTIME....it must be said at this point that Ex-RH Ronaldinho Chai Mingjie came late...and did little to help boost the team's attack in any way.

BEEP!! As Keane (Yes...missed-open-goal-against-SH Keane) blew the whistle to kick start the 2nd half.

As fatigue set in, the plays of both teams became sluggish and slow. This culminated in Jack missing a beautifully set ball and sent it ballooning over the goalpost.

ROTW managed another goal by someone whom I forgot to send the scoreline to 3-2. OoO...Exciting....

Ex-RH avatar of Alonso --- Tito --- was a midfield general. Distributing plays, making tackles....Why didn't I start him for IHG last year? Anyway....everyone was really tired. However, one dark man stood out like a bright light --- Safar. He terrorised the ROTW's defence and together with Shaun, made many pissed in their pants. Not amazingly, he dribbled past 3 defenders and put the ball through ROTW keeper Kaixiang's legs for FY's 4th goal....

4--2!!!

But it wasn't over. Not yet. Present El Capitan, Wuyao, wasn't going to let go of the match so easily. With a flash of brilliance, he skipped past Tito and Safar....to ensure a 1 on 1 with Gant. After making some gay eye-to-eye contact with Gant, he flashed the ball past him...4-3!!

Of course, it isn't a testimonial match if there wasn't any drama and this came 3min from the end as Thiang, who scored an earlier goal, collapsed to the floor in agony. Was it a weak heart? No. It was merely a cramp that left him in terrible pain. "Jack Jack!! HELP!" He cried. Jack's first instinct was to call Vanessa...no, not for first aid....but to take pictures of this helpless man.

"AHhhhh!!!" Guochuan screamed.
"Faster faster!" Jack shouted to Vanessa.

Oh...the drama that ensued.

Anyway, the match ended not long after and we had free red bulls from the pretty red bull girls.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Testimonial game this morning...

Final years whooped ROTW's asses.

Someone pls write match report and upload peektures.