Lion Kings RHoar at Testimonial!

The Lion Kings --- Safar, Muru, Rajev --- provided a little glimpse of the change that is to come at RH in the near future.

Their telepathic passes, sizzling runs and mesmerizing runs made the usually impenetrable Raffles Hall team seem as though they were KE7 for a moment.

Also gracing the occasion was combined uni player Manfred Tan. It was truly a tremendous testimonial of sorts.

However, special mention must be given to 2 players...

Our very own Rajev Simba was a force to be reckoned with. Ok, so Simba isn't really his surname and I think I spelled Rajev wrongly but he really possesses a Lion's strong heart...and golden mane.

Next on the list is Safar Scar. Yea, this is the same guy who demolished RH at the arts open finals 2 years back after he got passed star defender Thaddeus before placing the ball sublimely into the back of the net. How that happened is a mystery...not the goal but the getting past Thaddeus. Aiya, I no mood to say anymore already.

Alright, our last soon-to-be Rafflesian, Muru Mufasa...hasn't been touched on not because he wasn't fantastic.. Nono, don't get me wrong. I've omitted his laurels because he is my friend and I'm too lazy to type anymore... No offense.

Disclaimer: Simba, Mufasa and Scar are copyrights of Walt Disney Corporation and any reference of them or resemblance to them, dead or alive, are purely coincidental.

Anyway, for those who are interested and haven't given up reading this boring crap even till now and really want to bother for lack of something better to do...it would be good to know that Mario, whose testimonial it was, had a good time. Ya.

TESTIMONIAL MATCH FOR MARIO.

Our star defensive midfielder Mario the Maestro has handed in a transfer request over to an European club. For a whopping 6 million Euros and some cheeseburgers, he will be moving over for a 6 month stint this coming month.

In lieu of his tremendous contributions to Raffles Hardcourt United, we are organising a testimonial match for him at the Kallang Cage. Due to his immense popularity, we are expecting a sell-out crowd of about..err...15, of which there will be other star names like Jack the Twister, Wuyao the Ah Tiong and Ram...hmm..the Sports Sec.

In addition to this spectacular motley of stars, we expect a showing of 3 new additions to our team aka as the Lion King Gang aka as the INDIANS.....

Rajev, Muru and Safa --- names out of a Lion King episode --- will be making appearances at this event where the crowd will be given the opportunity to marvel at their silky skills and their ability to disappear into the darkness by not smiling..

In order not to miss out, book your tickets...NOW. Call Jack or Thaddeus for more information. Tickets limited to first 15 only.

That Fat Thad Get Fed with Phad Thai

Guys do your running! We have NO freshmen till the second semester, so all of us have to be in good shape and be ready to play some friendlies once school starts. I think we are like the US team, we always do badly in our first two matches in IHG.

Unfortunately, there is no third match in IHG. So, don't be like fat thad. EXERCISE.

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OMG. Lloyd sounds like ARSENE WENGER!

At least... in the fact that you cannot understand what both of them are saying... =)

For proof, listen to abit of this..

Goal Celebrations!

Hey Guys...how bout we introduce the concept of goal celebrations for hardcourt soccer?
The best goal celebration wins a coke from me. =)

For inspirations...
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Three EPL players spotted in the team..