ME....and err.....some stuff on TITO.

Eh....recognise the trick (t=0.29s)?!



hehheh...he copy from me wan arr....

Anyway, for those who haven't been err...watching soccer with the rest of the soccer guys lately...please do come, esp for man uni matches! Erm...if not for anything else then for Tito's antics!! Mr Batubara's comments have been very comment-able of late...haha, i'll try to list some of them...

1. "Eh..any non Man-U supporters here? Want to hold hands??"

Er...shit...cant rem..got one more dumb one..haha

oh oh..andd...

2. "waa..good pass leh..." (After a pass made by himself..)

OH...and brings me to another point...

EVERY TUESDAY n THURS....5pm soccer......until lights fixed. =)

True Love

Tribute to Thaddeus Kan

The king of self-pawning

Rare Sight Captured on Film!

A voyeuristic shot of the half-naked specie of homo-angmohrus was caught by Thaddeus Kan on the 1st of April at 1400hrs.

This was a rare moment as it is only the 2nd documented picture of the species in the wild.

The Homo-Angmohrus, or more commonly as 'Chao AngMoh', are a migratory species that are spread out over the globe but they tend to agglomerate in large numbers on the western side of the earth. However, it has been noted that for 9 months every year, during the period of Aug - May, they tend to migrate towards the warmer climates of the east. Singapore is an especially popular place with these creatures.

The picture above depicts one soaking up the sun, akin to how crocodiles have to sunbathe in order to increase their body temperatures. Angmohs however, typically engage in this ritual for the purpose of copulation. It has been theorised by animal behaviourlogists that the species use the tan gained in the process in the hope that it will increase their chances of finding a mate. This however, has not been proven.

Now, the photo above is abit unusual in that it is general fact that Angmohs can't read and therefore to capture one holding a book and pretending to read can only lead us to the conclusion that this particular subject is a trained animal and probably escaped from a circus from Raffles Place where many circuses 'employ' this particular species to sit and pretend to do work all day.

For more details and references, log on to http://www.homo-angmohrusresearchstudy.com

Jack.....won D&D? They OK ANOT!?

The news is out...Jack IS Mr Raffles.

How this catastrophe happened is up to anyone's guess...especially when Jack gave a very dubious answer during his Q&A segment... I mean...C'mon, POLAR BEARS?!

For the uninitiated, the question was: "Where can u find white hair on your body?"

Anyway, after the D&D, we were down at the lobby when Mr Raffles started to point to his belly bulge and quipped, " Hey! Look! Even with this...I can win Mr Raffles!"

Was there alcohol that night that I didn't know about??? How come my table didn't get any...?

And oh...to all you irritating little cretins who "SABOH-ED" me.....GO DIEEEE!!!! Simi random Backstreet Boy!? And horrr...one more thinggg.....SHAUN, how come never let me win anything!!! Even win fridge I happy lor....coz I've already paid the charges anyway...

Btw, anyone noticed that during the pagaent contestants dance segment, Jack got to do the least amount of dance moves? That kinda sums up his dancing prowress...=)

Tribute to Azafar

Azfar doesn't tackle forwards. He stares them down until they give the ball to him.

Joey may have ate the frogs legs, made the swiss roll and munches gladbach, but Azfar had him from breakfast.

When Azfar makes a tackle god winces.

A comet didnt wipe out dinosuars, it was Azfar arriving on Earth.
If two Azfars tackled each other at the same time, time would collapse and the Earth would cease to exist.

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a football when Azfar is on the pitch.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Azafar once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned football.

Azfar does not run. He jumps on the spot and the earth moves into position

Azfar actually does waste people - he doesn't fuck about.

Apple pays Azfar 99p every time he listens to a song.

Einsteins original theory of relativety was: if Azfar kicks you your relatives will feel it.

There is no ctrl button on Azfar's keyboard. Azfar is always in control. 

Before he goes to sleep, the bogeyman checks the cupboards for Azfar.

Azfar doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Azfar is Azfar.

Azfar can sneeze with his eyes open. 
They once made a Azfar toilet paper, but there was a problem - it wouldn't take shit from anyone.

Azfar was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost

Azfar sleeps on a bed of nails. FACT 

Azfar can kill two stones with one bird. 

Azfar can dive to the bottom of the ocean without an oxygen tank.

He once destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. 

When Azfar breaks his arm or leg he saws it off and it grows back straight away.

Azfar is allowed to talk about Fight Club.

Azfar does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

When he jumps in the ocean, he doesnt get wet, the sea gets Azafar-ed.

Azfar sees dead people, then kills them again.

Azfar was the first MAN on the Moon.

Azfar doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Azfar does not sleep. He waits.

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Azfar.

There wasn't 300 Spartans, there was just 1 Azfar.

Can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Azfar doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Azfar dies two years ago but Death is too scared to tell him.

Once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!".

RedBull is Azfar's urine in a can.

When Azfar does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

When Azfar walks through a metal detector at the airport and it beeps,he frisks the security guard.

Azfar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

Jedis and Sith use the Force. Azfar IS the Force. 

He invented Cessarian Section by roundhousing himself out of his mother.

Azfar can draw a straight line with a compass.

Azfar makes onions cry.

Azfar is the reason why Wally is hiding in all of his books.

As soon as he was born he grabbed the midwife, the doctors and nurses by their ankles and slapped their arses then went on a 22 pint drinking spree.

"Azfar isn't hung like a horse, a horse is hung like Azfar."

When Azfar pays for a meal in New York,the waiter tips him

If you have a flim, and Azfar has a flim. Azfar has more money than you.

When Azfar walks in the pub in "shameless",Paddy Maguire walks out (out the back door).

Azfar can beat rock with scissors.

Azfar is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. 

Azfar crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives. 

He has looked into the abyss, laughed, then had some dinner.

Azfar uses a night light. Not because Azfar is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Azfar.

The Bible was originally titled "Azfar and Friends"

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Azfar can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

Azfar makes hurricanes when he blinks.

Azfar leaves messages before the beep.

Azfar doesn't wear condoms, because there's no such thing as protection from Azfar. 

Azfar once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Azfar once had a staring contest with a brick wall, and won.

Azfar did in fact, build Rome in a day. 

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Azfar is on.

Azfar's calendar jumps from March 31st to April 2nd....because nobody fools Azfar" 

Azfar owns a box of white dog poo.

Eh...RF....U OKAYYYY ANOTT!?!??!

Walao... I kena fined $132 for fridge and fan... Life is not fair...

Eh Gant..u going to be next year president rite?! I want to ask arr...HOW COME RF CAN BO TAI BO JI come to ppl's rooms, open their doors w/o asking and check inside wan aR?! and RF got pay fridge fees anot?? They got off their fans wan anot!?!? I suggest hor..that next year, students sld be authorised to go to the RF's houses to check them out!

Anyway, the RFs do NOTHING wan laaa....so therefore not fair for them to charge me for fridge...at least I got contribute to hall spirit...

EH, I KNOWW!! SHAUN!!! D&D lucky draw, lemme win the TV! It'll make up for my bills...

And those of u who have fridges but never declare also arr...u all not friend wan leh, i wun say names... (TITO, GANT, JACK.. u know hu u are....) never tell me!! hai~~~

Tell u what...wanna mek me feel better? We split the cost k?? =)) Then you all won't feel guilty also...hehheh...

Just needed an avenue to complain...=)